Friday, August 04, 2006

The Ten Commandments:

1. "I am the Lord your God who brought you up out of Egypt; You shall have no other gods before me."
2. You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God.
3. Remember the Sabbath day by keeping it holy.
4. Honor your father and your mother.
5. You shall not murder.
6. You shall not commit adultery.
7. You shall not steal.
8. You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor.
9. You shall not covet your neighbor's house.
10. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his manservant or maidservant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.

The Modern Evangelical Ten Commandments:

1. "I am Morality, the lord your god, who brought you up out of Egypt; you shall have no other gods before me."
2. Don't drink.
3. Don't smoke.
4. Don't chew.
5. Don't go out with girls who do.
6. Hide the beer the pastor's here.
7. Don't curse.
8. Don't dance.
9. Don't spend time with non-believers.
10. Honor Christian celebrities.